Conversations with grandma
Me : Are you thirsty grandma, do you wanna drink ?
Grandma : So when are you getting married ?
Me : Huh !?
Grandma : You shouldn’t postpone these kinda things, you’re gettin old, it’s gonna be tough to find for you someone if you’re too old.
Me : Ok, I’ll get married soon, maybe next year.
Grandma : I can introduce some nice girls to you, we have to go back to my hometown to find them.
Me : But you are bedridden, don’t worry about that much, here are your meds.
Grandma : I already took my meds.
Me: Ok have this glass of water then.
Grandma : Do you have a girlfriend ?
Me : Huh? (oh lord!) Yes I do
Grandma : Is she Indian ?
Me : Errmm No
Grandma : Long silence ….. Can she speak Tamil ?
Me : HUH!? How do you expect her to speak Tamil, she’s not Indian.
Grandma : You better teach her then, cause I cant spik Inglish very well.
Me : Ok, I’ll try
Grandma : So When are you getting married ?
Me : I gotta go, I think I need a drink.
